Friday, January 29, 2016

Real conversations

Confession

I strategically time my errands and/or taking a shower for the same time that my boss is in a meeting or on a conference call.  

#becauseiamaprofessional
#workfromhomediaries

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Sunday, January 24, 2016

Haha duck fook!

Hilarious

Without ANY prompting, ask your child these questions. It's a great way to see how they think.

Brier age 10 and Tyler age 6

1.What is something I always say to you?
I love you

2. What makes me happy?
When we tell you we love you 

3. What makes me sad?
When dad yells at you 

4. How do I make you laugh?
You tickle us 

5. What was I like as a child?
We don't know 

6. How old am I?
38

7. How tall am I?
5'5" 

8. What is my favorite thing to do?
Wash the clothes 

9. What do I do when you're not around?
Work

10. What am I good at?
Washing the clothes 

11. What am I not very good at?
Dad stuff 

12. What do I do for a job?
Software sales

13. What is my favorite food?
Chicken pot pie 



* for the record, I'm shocked at how true a lot of this was! 

Friday, January 15, 2016

Makes sense

So the TSA is ok with giving me a fork that I could use to stick in someone's eye, but the plastic knife was a bit insulting.  

#roadwarrior 

Ah, buckle this...


I'm flying to Atlanta this morning and it's raining.  And the first thing that popped into my head was:

"Ludicrous speed... GO!"

Tuesday, January 12, 2016