So that just happened

May the Schwartz be with you

Real conversations

This is so rare I wanted to document it.  

11 years

Today snuck up on me.  

I miss you sissy. 

Thought for the day

Siri's a muggle

My phone changed the word "horcruxes" to "hot dudes" like it wishes I were cool and popular and not an adult, texting about Harry Potter. 

Photo of the day

Proof that I am a big kid at heart.

Honorable mention

This is why we've been friends for 24 years.  Thanks Jason :)

Happy birthday to me!

I say this every year, but 38 better be way better than 37.  It about killed me. 

She wins every time

Best birthday message ever!

Real conversations

Photo of the day

Can you imagine what it's going to be like actually driving with this lunatic??

Damn you autocorrect

I almost spit out my drink when this happened.  Wtf, autocorrect!?