Because most of the time, no one really wants to listen to my random ramblings and such...
Saturday, January 30, 2016
Friday, January 29, 2016
Confession
I strategically time my errands and/or taking a shower for the same time that my boss is in a meeting or on a conference call.
#becauseiamaprofessional
#workfromhomediaries
Thursday, January 28, 2016
Tuesday, January 26, 2016
Funniest thing ever?
Trying to sing while wearing a retainer.
"Hello from the other thiiiiiiiiide
I musth have called a thousand timmmmmmmesth"
Monday, January 25, 2016
Sunday, January 24, 2016
Hilarious
Without ANY prompting, ask your child these questions. It's a great way to see how they think.
Brier age 10 and Tyler age 6
1.What is something I always say to you?
I love you
2. What makes me happy?
When we tell you we love you
3. What makes me sad?
When dad yells at you
4. How do I make you laugh?
You tickle us
5. What was I like as a child?
We don't know
6. How old am I?
38
7. How tall am I?
5'5"
8. What is my favorite thing to do?
Wash the clothes
9. What do I do when you're not around?
Work
10. What am I good at?
Washing the clothes
11. What am I not very good at?
Dad stuff
12. What do I do for a job?
Software sales
13. What is my favorite food?
Chicken pot pie
* for the record, I'm shocked at how true a lot of this was!
Saturday, January 23, 2016
Friday, January 22, 2016
Monday, January 18, 2016
Friday, January 15, 2016
Makes sense
So the TSA is ok with giving me a fork that I could use to stick in someone's eye, but the plastic knife was a bit insulting.
#roadwarrior
Ah, buckle this...
I'm flying to Atlanta this morning and it's raining. And the first thing that popped into my head was:
"Ludicrous speed... GO!"
Thursday, January 14, 2016
Tuesday, January 12, 2016
Monday, January 11, 2016
Saturday, January 9, 2016
Friday, January 8, 2016
Thursday, January 7, 2016
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