Oh it's ON...

Seventeen more days until my beach weekend with my girlfriends.  Seventeen days of no alcohol, no soda, drinking smoothies, dieting and PRAYING I look decent in a bikini this year.  All of my girlfriends wear tankinis (unnecessaarily, I might add) and they keep joking with me that this is my year to join the Tankini Club.  FUCK NO.  It's not going to happen.