Clients From Hell

Clientsfromhell.net has to be one of my favorite websites.  For those of us in client management, you will totally get this next post:




From Clients from Hell on July 19th:

On the phone with a client:

ME: Can you tell me the password?

CLIENT: Oh, shoot. I forgot. Hold on…

I hear typing. 

CLIENT: Got it?

ME: Uh, no.

CLIENT: Okay, listen.

I hear typing again.  

CLIENT: Did you get it?

ME: I don’t hear you. Did you cut out?

CLIENT: Just listen.

ME: I don’t understand what you are saying. Can you tell me the password?

CLIENT: Don’t listen to what I say, listen to what I type.

ME: That doesn’t make any sense.

CLIENT: How else would you get it?

ME: Using your voice! 

CLIENT: That doesn’t seem very safe. Here, we’ll try again…

Eventually, the client ended up emailing me the password.