NINJA TRAINING
Seriously! Think about it! They sneak up on you, they show up out of nowhere, and you don't realize you've been caught until they pull you over on the side of the road. Freakin' NINJAS!
My only speeding ticket I ever got was in rural Virginia, way out in the middle of nowhere in a little town called Woodstock. I was cooking along in a line of other cars and I swear the police officer appeared out of nowhere. There was NOTHING on the side of the road for miles around and then "Poof!", there's the cop! I realized he was there way too late, and I got a ticket. I don't deny that I was speeding, by any means, but this VA cop must have somehow evaded my police ESP. Sneaky NINJAS!!
