Thursday, March 31, 2016

I'll name him Prince

I just test drove this.  OMG I need one. 

I'm famous!


That's my cousin Erin and I, finishing this half marathon two years ago. 

Funemployment diary: Day 3

Today I went to the gym, had an interview, got a job offer, and had an awesome night with my new man, which included sushi take out, couch snuggling and lots of laughs.  I actually hope it takes a few more weeks to get started on my next adventure if every day is like this.  

Bonus: he made me banana chocolate chip pancakes this morning.  I think I'll keep him. 

Saturday, March 26, 2016

Quote of the day

It's like someone hit a piƱata full of white folks who suck at golf.

- The Big Short

Monday, March 21, 2016

Operation: Get Rid of Shit

I read this.  And then this happened:


And this:


And this:

And lots of this:

It feels great! 

New beginnings mean saying goodbye

This was just a sampling of the three boxes of cards I had saved from my ex-husband.  I went through and read every one of them.  Some were "just because" cards, but many were "I'm sorry" cards. I'm doing some spring cleaning and I think it's time to let these go, along with many of the feelings they stirred up.  Divorce is hard, y'all. 

Quote of the day

It's impossible to find someone who will never hurt you, so go for the one who makes the pain worthwhile. 

Saturday, March 5, 2016

Relevant

I may not have been born with perfect skin or straight teeth, but God definitely blessed me with amazingly rich hair. 


Friday, March 4, 2016

... But Shan won't turn informer

I just busted out the rap in the middle of the song Informer by Snow.  My two children were speechless.  I'd like to think they were amazed by my phenomenal white girl rapping skills, but I think it's because they think I've lost my mind. Eh, either way...