I just had the most awkward conversation on earth with my 6 year old about WHY he has to wear a cup when playing baseball. I tried the diplomatic approach: Because your coach said so. I tried deflecting: Go ask your Dad. I tried being politically correct: It's to protect your privates from an injury.
When all of that failed, I resorted to bathroom humor.
It's to keep you from getting hit in the NUTS by a baseball!
Because most of the time, no one really wants to listen to my random ramblings and such...
bah ha ha ha ah OMG!! I'm so glad I only have my dog to deal with..and he has no balls!
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