Why did I have to open my big mouth?? I literally was saying to someone this weekend..."I can't believe I'm 32 and haven't had jury duty yet. I don't know how I keep dodging the bullet!" Well, dangit, I got the summons in the mail today. I am to report to jury service on September 1st and I'm Juror Number 6. The likelihood of me being dismissed is very low. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
I don't want to go. I have better things to do than to be sitting in a stinky old courthouse in downtown Durham, trying to pretend like I'm even interested in this case. I don't care if it's a murder trial, a grand theft auto, drug charges, whatever it is. You're guilty. I'm not impartial. GET ME OUT OF HERE!
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