Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Wow. Just wow.



So I'm hiring an assistant, and these are just a few of the gems in the resumes I've received so far:


Too bad she can't spell "proficiently."  Then again, if she used a program like Microsoft Word that had spell check, she would have found that error.


The position specifically asked for someone with a meticulous attention to detail.  That would include using the appropriate words at the appropriate time.


And this guy just made me want to punch him in the throat.  Repeatedly.  Not a single word about his work experience, but definitely plenty to claim how wonderful he is.  Is this what they are teaching kids nowadays?  Side note: he's from New Jersey, so maybe it comes with the territory.

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